Wanking in the mirror
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Stupid bitch stood me up when we were supposed to meet for sex. So I went back to the hotel and had the best wank ever. Sorry I left the TV on in the background, haha.
9年之前
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In a conventional way.
He's like, he's just like this slug who hangs around the house all the time.
And he's a hideous dancer.
Couldn't take him anywhere.
What is he stressing about?
Donhar
Can't best a bit of self worship
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