Sitting on your face!

Wow, so your wife has started a fitness model Instagram account? Is it crazy?

Who's gonna watch her? I would have made such a better fitness model than her. You know that,

right? I would be one of these girls that they entice men with their yoga pants,

like the one that I'm wearing right now. Don't you think I would have easily been able to make

guys send me so many gifts and money? Just look at my ass. My ass is so much better than your wife.