Roxanne Hall Gets Fucked By Arnold The Fornicator

This is Roxanne Hall reporting for Deep Penetrating News Service.

We are waiting for former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to come out of his council meeting.

Mr. Schwarzenegger, Mr. Schwarzenegger, is it true that you've been having sexual relations with your housekeeper?

Boring, not again.

She said you tried to pay her thousands of dollars to keep her quiet.