Masturbation and squirt!

Took you long enough to come home. Where have you been? With those dirty sluts again?

Everybody knows that you don't need anyone else, especially female, when you have me.

We're meant to be together. What? How did the building security let me into your apartment?

Well duh! Anyone is just going to help a cute, innocent, pregnant girl. I mean,

I just told them that I'm pregnant with your baby and I forgot my keys and they let me right in.