Best of Osterglocken - Episode 1

Who am I? You know who I am. You called me. 1-800-Dial-A-Rabbit. When you have problems on Easter with Dick, you call me. You call me. This is not a dream.

Okay, this is fucking weird. No, not really. Actually, statistically, more women fuck rabbits on Easter than any other holiday. And as a matter of fact, rabbits make the best anal. A rabbit was the first... If you want a word, I was the first rabbit on the moon.

So I own you now. Baby, I'm all yours. Eggs, ears...

You know what? I have a big surprise for you.

Yes.